Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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