After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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