Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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