Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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