he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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