yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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