I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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