Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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