Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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