Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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