I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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