so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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