Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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