he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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