The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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