I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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