from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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