i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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