you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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