all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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