Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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