she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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