it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in