Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.