Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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