So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just cut my nipple shaving
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize