Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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