You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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