brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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