Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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