do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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