You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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