come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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