For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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