My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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