D3 body, D1 cock
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
pop tarts are not kleenex
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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