there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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