Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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