I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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