i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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