Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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