**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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