the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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