I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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