Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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