So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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