it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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