if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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