Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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