I'm really into asian looking animals
Me too!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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