I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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