yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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