i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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